Imagine if The Wachowski Siblings had taken 9 years to release The Matrix Reloaded. The bullet time would be more wonky than Jack Elam’s eye, and the poor excuse for a story would have got one, if not both, lynched. That’s Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For. Sin City was a fun movie for fans of the comic, but Sin City 2 is like putting lipstick on the old puckered poo hole, pointless. And it messes up a perfectly good pair of underwear.